This will likely be the only time we'll ever see Andreas Athanasiou and Alex Ovechkin in the same sentence.

But dude's matched the precocious Russian in at least one NHL category.

Sending fans home really early when they were preparing to stay late.

Frankly, Athanasiou's actually making up for lost time.

Unfortunately, that's only a metaphor.

Other than that, dude's doing a decent job of it for the Detroit Red Wings, including tying an NHL record for quickness. Click over to The Daily Player for a look at history.

Speaking of fast, if you want to enjoy your next outdoor outing in the most convenient way possible, check out this nifty cool portable, folding BBQ-&-Stir Fry grill:

folding portable bbq barbecue stir fry grill

Yeah, we know. Who's gonna stir fry at a dude's dude mega-grillin' tailgate party?

Dudettes, maybe? Food for thought.

Anyway, check this out ... and do know we sell worldwide, hence the Cyrillic subtitles:

Believe it or not, we've got this virtual outdoor kitchen at a price that'll flip your spatula.

It's yours for $75.88. All you'll need is charcoal and a match. Come to think of it, food would help, too.

Trust us, these are gonna fly outta here. They're limited edition at the price we've got, so jump on it now. You'll be glad you did. This is the outdoor grill you never knew you needed.

Until now.

Also in News & Notes

Barça's €142million Bargain
Barça's €142million Bargain

Merely winning a domestic title is but a modest objective for the mega-clubs. So the fact that Barcelona is already running away from chief rival Real Madrid and others in the La Liga race is not necessarily the reason ...

It's Good to Be Feisty
It's Good to Be Feisty

Although it can seem like Barcelona and Real Madrid clash every other week, they actually do take time to tolerate other clubs. Mainly because that's how league schedules work. Fans seemingly expect those two to prevail ..

Red Shirt Syndrome Strikes Again
Red Shirt Syndrome Strikes Again

It's everywhere. The dude in the red shirt syndrome. Made famous by those doomed extras on the original Star Trek, this malady attacks anyone who takes routine matters for granted. And that never bodes well for your side ...

Back to the top