Most award shows are completely pointless and function only as a group ego stroke in public.
The ESPYS are without question one of them.
However, there's a certain train wreck quality in each, as there's always the chance that someone will get pissed off or embarrassed.
The annual ESPYS was held recently, and that quick-witted Peyton Manning was slinging zingers all over the room.
One barb in particular might not have gone over so well.
Now, really, isn't it worth $21.95 to ensure your tasty meal doesn't turn into a burnt offering? Keep that griller happy!
Just not too happy, or you'll still get a burnt offering. That part's up to you.