Apparently, the reason for the holiday season is gratuitous violence.

On Easter Sunday, a game between the Washington Nationals and Philadelphia Phillies was marred by an ugly incident between the Easter Bunny and Teddy Roosevelt.

Turns out there's a mean breed on the loose.

If you're into graphic mascot violence, feel free to click over to The Daily Player for the evidence.

Clearly, the way to avoid a perilous situation such as this is to run faster than that damn rabbit. This is where Fanorama is here for you, with these get-the-hell-outta-Dodge fly weave light breathable sport shoes:

fly weave light breathable sport shoes

At $29.78, you can scoot to safety in budgetary ease.

So, tarry not. Be ready to leave the scene of what could be an accident. You'll be glad you were so diligent. Prepare now, before it's too late.





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