If you think you're having a bad day, be glad you're not ESPN radio host Ryen Russillo.

Apparently, dude partook of a little too much of the happy juice while visiting his home state of Wyoming.

That's a tried-&-true way to end up drunk and naked in a condo.

In his case, one not even belonging to him.

Russillo  was charged with criminal trespass, which is a misdemeanor. The maximum fine is $750, and he was released on his own recognizance. No jail time was set, nor is it likely.

Chalk it up to one of those things, then. The Daily Player did.

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This is highway robbery at $49.99, but there's an issue with that price.

We offer free shipping for purchases over $50.00, so tell you what we're gonna do. We'll kick in the extra penny, because those are the kinda dudes we are!

Just head to checkout and don't worry about the total you'll see. We'll wipe out the shipping charge and e-mail you to confirm it. No hassle whatsover. Because you deserve to brandish this at your next party! But go light on paying homage to the porcelain god.

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