Remember, what you're about to see is done by professionals, so don't try this at home.
Recently, the New Orleans Pelicans were visiting Sacramento to take on the Kings, and things got a little weird midway through the second quarter.
DeMarcus Cousins was in the process of setting a perfectly appropriate screen when Buddy Hield got all handsy.
You're probably wondering what else you'd expect from two dudes named Boogie and Buddy, but suffice to say neither one of them was impressed, either.
Besides keeping hot things hot and cold things cold, notice the handy dandy tote strap for those occasions when you need both hands free.
Like when there's no ref around to call a really personal foul.
The University of Kentucky just signed the very best high school kicker in South Carolina. In so doing, they also stumbled upon one of the best names for a placekicker you'll ever find. Dude's actually named Chance Poore ...
There are myriad oddities to be found at various MLB ballparks. One example would be the possibility of seeing a real live shark at a game. This peculiarity can be enjoyed -- or possibly feared -- at AT&T Park in San Francisco. Yes, a shark ...