The NHL playoffs rarely, if ever, disappoint. The early stages of the 2017 installment have been no exception.
The opening game provided a lovely precursor, as the two teams incredibly combined for 98 hits.
Then came Game 2:
Come to think of it, who writes titles for this stuff? Of course water bottles are portable! Must be the space cup, whatever the hell that is. Clearly, it's gotta be good.
Obviously, providing answers for existential questions like that are beyond our pay grade, but fortunately, the bottles aren't. At $20.76 per, even we can afford them because they don't dent our sports-bar budget.
They'll be a mere splash in yours, too, so wait no longer. You'll impress your friends. Even the ones who won't know you but will because they'll want to see your space cup.
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