For a team that's been mocked for finishing sixth in recent seasons, the Red Devils' opening day performance sent a distinct message.

Manchester United hosted West Ham United's young academy specialists and scorched their collective patootie with a 4-0 blitzing.

This wasn't just a win for United, it was a warning to all opposition watching.

Because this performance looks sustainable, that's why.

Three guesses who led the charge. Or simply " target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">click over to The Daily Player to see who's living up to their billing, in ever sense of the word.

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