It takes plenty of nerve just to play ball in front of a live crowd and television audience.

But to commit felony theft while doing so requires a unique skill set.

Jackie Bradley Jr is clearly the proud owner of a shiny one.

Dude knows what he's doing out there in center field.

You've gotta see the catch he made, robbing titanic Yankee bomber Aaron Judge of a home run at Fenway. Just click over to The Daily Player for a look at Grand Theft Outfield.

Because dude's such a cut athlete, Fanorama suggests that when you drink to a play like that, go healthy. Or at least let those around you think you are.

That's why we suggest this opaque and studly stainless steel insulated bottle as your vessel of choice:

stainless steel insulated thermos water bottle

Who woulda ever thought someone could bring this home for $29.88?

But that's why we're here. So you can!

Just think of all the cool -- or hot -- liquids and liquid combinations this sturdy number can hold. Hell, just think what Darth Vader coulda done with something like this if he was into accessorizing!

Then again, don't. We don't want you to blow your mind before you buy it.

Afterward, as they say, caveat emptor. Except with us and our no-questions-asked return policy. We'll wonder, but we won't ask. But we don't think we'll have to.

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