March is the month fans of a certain disposition await with bated breath.
College basketball? What's this blasphemy of which you speak?
No. March is time for another great sporting event.
Spring Training baseball!
Seamheads endure the harsh winds of winter for this segment of the calendar.
And why wouldn't they? Vacation plans take them to Florida and Arizona, and broadcast highlights of the crazy stuff in which baseball specializes are back on display.
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