Who would've thought that two juggernauts like Real Madrid and Manchester United would be involved in a total disaster of a penalty shootout?

In a pre-season friendly, yet.

It ended in a 1-1 draw, and because this was a hyped exhibition in Levi's Stadium, where the San Francisco 49ers display shows of ineptitude on a regular basis these days ...

... the two combatants somehow managed to pay tribute to that tradition.

What with the International Champions Cup -- yeah, right -- organizers wanting a result in every one of these meaningless games -- but for which they're charging crazy prices for tickets -- this one ended in a 2-1 faux score in United’s favor through a hilarious penalty shootout.

It's bad enough that you've got to click over to The Daily Player to see it.

Meanwhile, for everyone else who can shoot straight, Fanorama offers this nifty cool shooter holster for your imbibing convenience:

liquor and shotglass holder

We're talking about life of the party here, for a mere $49.99.

And no, that price is far from honoring the 49ers. Faaar from it. We just set out to get the best deal possible, added on for a serving of happy hour sliders, and passed it along to you. Because that's just the sorta dudes we are.


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