Now they tell him.

Who knew that being a famous basketball coach in a basketball-crazy state could actually run out of escape scenarios?

Rhetorical question. No one did. That's because everyone assumed they'd only being dealing with the NCAA's pee-pee whacking enforcement division.

Little did Rick Pitino know the Feds were lurking, and this time, they're the ones who struck.

It took a day for the obvious to happen, but Rick Pitino is now toe jam.

There's clearly more to come, and The Daily Player is gonna be on top of it. We'd suggest clicking over to see the rest of this article as a good starting point.

In the meantime, what's a coach separated from his $7.7million annual salary gonna do to stay in touch with the game? Hustle beer pong, maybe?

If so, double down on your skills, seek him out, and raise the stakes! Fanorama has just what you need to do it with this hoop-court themed, foldable beer pong table with adjustable height options:

basketball court themed, foldable beer pong table with adjustable height options

This is strong enough to last a long, long time, and yet, we offer it for a mere $99.99 with free shipping.

Need custom cups? We've got you covered:

hex pong cups

They go for $29.99. Too cool!

The sooner you move on these, the sooner you can seek and destroy a portion of Pitino's past income! Don't let the moment pass!

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