Zero -- you know, 0 -- was a world-changing concept. Some would tell you that life is nothing without it.
It did sum up the start of college football's season this year, since the cabal who controls these things designated Labor Day weekend as the proverbial Week 1.
So the prior weekend's games were played in -- what else? -- Week 0.
What did you miss?
Which brings us to Week 1, where existential crises have already taken hold in select venues.
Feel free to wonder how we can push these for a paltry $15.14. For the answer, simply hit happy hour at a local dive bar and check the menu. We're good with that.
So here's to you, for being such a smart shopper. Meanwhile, we're gonna get back to our half-price nachos.
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