New Orleans is a ridiculously fun place to visit.
If you happen to be a professional football player, it's not a bad landing spot, either.
Apparently, he's done so at his own peril.
Well, it seems the former Viking is allergic to shellfish, which presents something of a problem in a city where consuming seafood is pretty much a legal mandate.
Here at Fanorama, we choose our defiance carefully, like going camo at group therapy sessions, court-ordered or otherwise. It's when accessorizing makes or breaks the look, so we heartily recommend these made-for-the-occasion polarized side-view shades:
At $29.99, they're a cyber-steal, but we strongly recommend just paying for them. It'll help keep you outta court-ordered group therapy sessions.
So buy the shades. The advice was free. What more could you want from a nifty cool online store?
Customer service, maybe? We've got an e-mail address and lotsa coupons, so you're in the right place. And feel free to wear your camo shades while shopping.