Since when did Deutschland move to southern Europe?

Not to sound too chauvinistic, but if a philosophical conversation would ever turn to who'd take flopping in football to creative new heights, the first conference that'd come to mind might be one from Portugal, Spain, and/or Italy.

But the Germans?

Clearly, Bayer Leverkusen coach Heiko Herrlich has none.

Die Werkself is a proud club, formed in 1904, and is better than what Herrlich has done in its match against Borussia Mönchengladbach.

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