We've heard from the Angry White Dude once again. As always, he's got issues:

Well, thank goodness for small favors.

I don't golf. Never have. Never will. 

To me, it's slow, boring, and expensive to play.

I'm with the late Sir Winston Churchill, who called it a good walk spoiled.

Click over to The Daily Player for a rant that might possibly earn some sympathy.

No need for commiseration at Fanorama. Just action on great deals.

Count on us to bring you nifty cool stuff for your tailgating pleasure. If you're a grillmaster extraordinaire, for example, you deserve this limited edition t-shirt:

grill instructor t-shirt

That's right, you're telling it like it is, and for only $21.95.

This bit of BBQ mastery comes in a variety of colors and fashions, from tank tops to parkas. Check 'em out, grab the one you like -- or would like to give as a gift -- and click your way over to checkout.

Then the next time you're in charge, you'll be sure to leave no doubt.

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