It's perfectly normal for a proud father to talk up his kid. However, it can sometimes spiral out of control.

In the case of UCLA hoopster Lonzo Ball and his dad, that line has been completely obliterated. The OG Ball has really cranked up the public hyperbole recently, and these assorted hot takes are not doing his son any favors.

Too bad Fanorama doesn't stock any caps with little bells on them. Looks like we'll be missing a customer.

Here's a suggestion for everyone else: a camouflage baseball cap that carries the comment, the world is yours; the universe is mine.

camouflage baseball cap

For only $15.91, you can decide when it's time to make a statement of confidence.

That's hella better than a pushy parent announcing your arrival before your time. So take matters into your own hands. Buy it now.

Especially if someone near and dear to you can't take a hint.





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