Now, where to begin?
Sammy Sosa -- former Chicago Cubs slugger and steroid denialist -- has apparently kept himself busy since retiring for keeps after the 2007 season.
It may be inaccurate to say the years haven't been kind to him.
However, what we do know is that things have gotten a little weird.
The Dominican-born Sosa recently resurfaced publicly on ESPN prior to the All-Star game, and his appearance was ... interesting:
Click over to The Daily Player to see how Sosa is transitioning from a roid rage to the pink machine.
We never thought we'd be recommending a pink breathable mesh baseball cap for a former Cub who isn't specifically supporting breast cancer, but here we are:
If you know any diehard Sosa fans or anyone who could use a little pink in their lives, $20.61 is only minor damage to acquire one of these beauties.
It'll either be a sign of acceptance or a show of affection. Either way, you're a winner!
In addition to being a really good pitcher, Jon Lester has a few quirks. His struggles fielding his position have been well-lamented, particularly his complete inability to hold runners on or actually make a throw to first base ...
Going full circle, Wayne Rooney returned to the club that made him. And he couldn't have had a better day. Everton faced the tall timbers of Stoke City and emerged 1-0 winners. Three guesses who netted the winner, and the first two don't count ...
Life's been good in the city of Washington. No, not necessarily in the world of politics. Until recently, that assessment was referring to the capital city’s own Washington Nationals. With less than two months left in the season ...
You won't regret it. We hope.
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