Now, where to begin?
Sammy Sosa -- former Chicago Cubs slugger and steroid denialist -- has apparently kept himself busy since retiring for keeps after the 2007 season.
It may be inaccurate to say the years haven't been kind to him.
However, what we do know is that things have gotten a little weird.
The Dominican-born Sosa recently resurfaced publicly on ESPN prior to the All-Star game, and his appearance was ... interesting:
Click over to The Daily Player to see how Sosa is transitioning from a roid rage to the pink machine.
We never thought we'd be recommending a pink breathable mesh baseball cap for a former Cub who isn't specifically supporting breast cancer, but here we are:
If you know any diehard Sosa fans or anyone who could use a little pink in their lives, $20.61 is only minor damage to acquire one of these beauties.
It'll either be a sign of acceptance or a show of affection. Either way, you're a winner!
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This will likely be the only time we'll ever see Andreas Athanasiou and Alex Ovechkin in the same sentence. But dude's matched the precocious Russian in at least one NHL category. Sending fans home really early when they were preparing ..