Things tend to get a little heavy during the NBA free agency period. Usually, there isn't much room for levity.
However, the Portland Trail Blazers would beg to differ.
Those rapscallions from Rip City recently traded Tim Quarterman to the Houston Rockets.
And what exactly did the Blazers receive in return?
Just think, for only $21.95, you'll have your friends and enemies waiting around to see if you'll make enough of it disappear to think you can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
What the hell, as long as they're buying. But just remember to stay in your lane.