First of all, kudos to UCLA slinger Josh Rosen for having something to say in pre-season that isn't the stilted vanilla tripe that usually pops outta college lips these days.

Secondly, dude definitely knows how to pick a dynamic example.

Thirdly, he's wise enough to make sure that his chosen example isn't on UCLA's schedule anytime soon.

And finally, the Bruin junior's seen first-hand that smart kids and strong football programs aren't mutually exclusive.

No one's ever gonna accuse those fine young scholars on Leland Stanford Jr's farm of falling off turnip trucks.

But Alabama? They've got lotsa turnips down there, and perhaps Rosen noticed. Check The Daily Player to see where things went from there.

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