Anyone attempting to argue against this point is quite possibly insane.

The living legend that is Jerry Rice provided tangible proof of this fact when he randomly showed up at a 49ers practice.

Please remember the OG's 54 years old.

No, he really is.

And he showed those whippersnappers currently employed by the Niners a thing or two about routes and good hands. Just click on over to The Daily Player and wonder for yourself if that woebegone club could still use him.

Meanwhile, we here at Fanorama don't wonder. We know you could still use this collapsible tailgating table with an insulated cooler, food basket, and travel bag:

collapsible tailgating table with an insulated cooler, food basket, and travel bag

Seriously -- or at least as seriously as we'll ever get -- how are you doing without this? Cast your eyes upon that nosh bowl, nestled above the chilled brewskis, which is bordered by more brewskis. In some cultures, that's called heaven.

In our store, it's called a bloody bargain at $79.95.

And it's there for you while -- as they say -- supplies last. Buy it now, thank us later, and keep doing it every time you're called a hero by your tailgating buds and budettes. Because it'll happen.

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