Bruce Arians is one fascinating individual. The Arizona Cardinals front man is widely considered one of the more eccentric head coaches in the NFL.
In an apparent effort to secure this distinction, Arians continues to reveal all sorts of fun facts about himself.
You know, like how he used to drink paint when he was a kid.
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