There are certain sports that demand the utmost attention of those in attendance.

This is particularly true if you're sitting or standing close to the action where projectiles are traveling at high speeds.

The 2017 Masters has provided such a lesson for one unfortunate patron. In the second round, amateur golfer Curtis Luck comically hooked a tee shot to the left and into the assembled throng that is golf's gallery.

Dude's damn lucky they didn't retaliate.

Catch what really happened over at The Daily Player.

Luck shoulda been better prepared for making amends, like having a few silicone titanium friendship bracelets on hand as a token of his sorrow for, say, raising welts or drawing blood:

silicone titanium bracelet

At $14.96 each, it says "Shoulda ducked, dude" better than a flimsy get well card with words you don't really mean.

So stock up now. You'll be glad you did, even though your attorney might not.

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